Radio Bendcrete
Radio Bendcrete's here to tell it like it is. Climbing is riddled with
false claims, egos, a little bit of sleeping around and a whole lot of
routes not as steep as they should be. We will expose all of
this!
So... mail us the lowdown
and we'll print it! (Well, web it --uh-- you know what we mean!) Ermm,
where was I? Oh yeah... Meanwhile, as a quick taster, Radio Bendcrete
needs your definitive answers to the following climbing
conundrums:
- When did the editors of all our fine climbing mags last
go climbing?
- Who really is the king of British climbing?
- Redhead or Dawes, who's madder?
- Fontainbleau... Crag of the moment? Or a pile of French
poo?
- Liv Sansoz... Climber for the 21st century? Or a pile of
French merde?
- Liv Sansoz or Katie Brown, who can scoff a plate
of chips quicker?
And next up for discussion...
- British competition team, beaten again by a pile of
French...
- Liposuction versus eating a pile of French poo.
The best way to climb those hard routes.
Radio Bendcrete, between us, we'll be the most read page on the
climbing net!
Next utterance... 16th January 98!
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